Dear Jager

Why do I allow you to take a perfectly sane night & turn it into pure craziness??!?! I apologize to those I dialed/texted on Friday night, blame it on the Jager-bombs....

KP

Sweet Sweet Jaeger....

I've missed you this weekend... even a weekend with mom doesn't make up for the quick adoration you bring me, you tasty nectar! Ahhh.. the thought is quite soothing!

I'm counting the days until we meet again....

Dear sweet Brady

It was so fantastic to see you, but how bout next time we avoid the Jager shots.... plz....
XOXOX
KP

For Amber... yeah & me

Dear phone friends
Please ignore the texts & calls that occur during & after a night out with Jager.... I should not be held accountable for what I say or type!

KP

Dear 4 Horsemen

Why do you leave me feeling as if you've not only run over me, but you stopped along the way to shit in my mouth??

KP

Oh My Little Brown Friend,

Thanks for making Licorice cool again... your chill is fantastic! ;)

CM

Dear Jaeger, From What I Remember...

you sure did look pretty going down that ice sculpture...

but you didn't look so pretty coming back to rest in the porcelain one....

CM

My Ode to Begin...

Dear Jaeger,

Just b/c you are so smooth w/ your friend redbull, does not mean that I have to partake in your smoothness...

CM

Dear Jager & Redbull...

kindly don't encourage me to remove clothing & dance around... noone actually wants to see that.

KP

after reading

Unsorted mail, Christy & I decided we needed to pay homage to your friend & mine, Jägermeister ....